In a desperate attempt not to suck this year the Bulls decided to create the Jazz of the East by signing former Jazz men Kyle Korver, Ronnie Brewer, and Carlos Boozer. I don’t know what they expect to get out of those guys? Brewer just got off a gnarly hamstring injury, Korver had knee surgery, and Boozer is a walking injury! They will basically be the last years Jazz with a poor man’s D-Will (Derrick Rose) and a fry-cook (Joakim Noah).
Korver must have been elated to find out that he will once again be competing with Brewer for minutes … I hope he doesn’t get too fired up and turn into the wolf!
Since he won’t be around any more I have to throw in these images as farewell. Let’s be honest, Korver was the Jazz’s Justin Beiber … no chick over 16 thought he was cute! At least not after seeing the scary similarities to Carrot Top below.
